too smart to be boring. too alive for cookie-cutter marketing.

i'm not going to tell you what i can do. i'll show you.

i've spent 90 days running a live experiment on my own channels. here are the actual numbers.

i started with nothing. no paid ads. no growth team. no viral hooks. i went live, i told the truth, and i watched what happened. the data told me who was actually paying attention --- and it was not who i expected. i used what i learned to build a sharper offer. now i help other people do the same thing on their own platforms, with their own weird advantage.

who this is actually for

you are interesting in real life but your online presence is not converting. people watch, lurk, compliment, and consume --- but they are not paying enough. you know you are not built for bland messaging, fake professionalism, or content that sounds like everybody else.

some of the people who book this call are not founders or brand owners. some of them are men in their 40s and 50s whose wives stopped sleeping with them years ago. they live in florida or arizona or texas. they are bored. they google things they would never admit to googling. they watch me on youtube late at night because i remind them that they used to have ideas. they want someone to bounce thoughts off. they want someone to complain to who won't report back to their wife or their CFO. sometimes they just want me to read them something.

some are women in their 40s who are finally empty nesters, finally divorced or about to be, finally asking what they actually want. they do not want a women's group. they want one conversation with someone who won't tell them to be grateful.

some are bold founders. adult wellness and stigma-adjacent brands. unconventional service providers. restless professionals who know they are not done yet. people in reinvention. people with a weird advantage they have not monetized. people who got clear on what they want and need someone who won't flinch.

if you recognized yourself in any of the above, book the call.

60 minutes with sisi --- $399

one call on proton meet. recorded. i send you a short written action memo within 48 hours.

bring me your brand, your content, your offer, your pivot, your weird advantage, or the business you know has more heat than your marketing shows. you leave with your strongest angle, your clearest audience, the offer to lead with, and the three moves to make next.

after the call, if you want to keep working together, we'll figure it out then. no package, no followup drip, no auto-enrollment. one call at a time.

why me

i have spent more than 20 years helping businesses and founders figure out how to position themselves, sharpen what they sell, and stop bleeding attention. right now i am a US-based consultant running my work from salvador, bahia, brazil as a digital nomad. i use my own platforms as a live lab to test what actually works. i do not teach theory from a beige office. i test in public, tell the truth, and build from real signal.